Thursday, May 21, 2009

Fwd: Philosphy of Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspire us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

4 comments:

Sankar said...

Nice Collection. May be you could've started with something other than the first one, for sensitive audience ;-)

amudhan said...

knew most of them... but it was too good to recollect... had some laughs... Loved this one much:

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Notes for women: You can just translate everything to the opposite gender and forward it to your friends and enjoy. The context is to laugh and not to get offended. Am I right, Vijesh?

Vijesh said...

@amudhan They already would have multiple translations of this.. ;) Or you know they will call us *jobless*

Potter said...

Nevertheless, very very hilarious :)